Mickey D’s Identity Crisis
They just aren’t sure who they are anymore.
To me, the Golden Arches represent Big Mac’s, Egg McMuffins, Quarter Pounders, and decent fries.
If you’re feeling exotic, they have a “filet o’ fish”.
Worked for me…and millions of others, for a long time.
It evidently isn’t working for them, as they change the menu almost monthly.
For a while, it was all about bacon.
Bacon on everything.
That is kind of a natural fast food thing, so it didn’t bother me much.
Then, it was jalepenos.
Jalepenos on everything…with bacon too, if you want.
I hate jalepenos, but if you like them, good on you.
Now, it’s all about guacamole.
Guacamole on everything…with bacon and jalepenos if you want.
I loathe avocados…I’m convinced that they are some form of snot that when hardened, becomes tofu.
My point is that this business seems to have completely forgotten what made them successful in the first place.
I think they read Facebook every week to see what food is being talked about and they immediately add it to the menu.
I’m concerned that the next item you can order with your bacon jalepeno guacamole burger will be a “cleansing flush”.
Those seem real popular these days…
I can solve all of Mickey D’s problems.
Dump all this nonsense and go back to the old menu while offering breakfast all day.
You knew I had to bring this around to the church…
The church keeps throwing things up against the wall hoping something will stick and sell.
It looks ridiculous in doing so.
We need to do what we have always been called to do…while offering the grace of God all day.
The old path is still the best path…